My Services
K9/dog wellness & relaxation massages
Dog owner training, helping you to paddleboard with your dog…
Taking your dog on a paddle or bike ride with me…
Professional photography services
(My photography is not limited to pets, more detail in ze photography section.)
Talk to ze Hand! Hasta la vista baby! :) I’ll be BACK…ha ha
Frank ze German
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Note: In addition, I own and operate ZePorschee with a spirited Porsche 911 ride along experience on scenic curvy AZ roads, more at http://www.zeporschee.com


Benefits of K9 wellness & relaxation massages…
Vet recommended for ze benefits in providing comfort for aching muscles. In particular older dogs, athletes and post surgery dogs benefit from wellness massages as zeir muscles tend to be tight. Very similar to us, pets usually enjoy it and it increases zeir vitality and blood flow to the tense areas.
Note: I provide purely wellness and relaxation services, plus a calm and relaxing time for the dogs is my main intent.
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Massage benefit
Loosen muscle tissue
Wellness & relaxation massage helps ze dogs to relax first and foremost wiz less tight muscles (might take several sessions) improved mobility and less discomfort is usually ze outcome. Ze seemingly ‘old’ dog has suddenly spunky moments again, what a delight! I have witnessed it many times over. Zat being said I am not providing any form of veterinary services but purely wellness & relaxation related massages with the goal of improving tight muscles, releasing trigger points if applicable and adding some lost flexibility via light, careful stretching of muscle tissue if and when applicable. It also depends on your dogs allowing me to touch them and can be a process to create trust. Definitely, they will not have the apprehension you witness after walkin* into a vets office. I am striving to create a fun, relaxing, zen environment. Now should I find anything unusual I will certainly point such things out to you.
I would then ask you to please follow up with a veterinarian professional…
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Massage benefit
Reduced pain, stimulate endorphins
Benefits of touch and massage are more than skin deep.
Touching the outside can affect what’s happening in the inside. With less tight muscles the range of motion is greatly improved as the muscles allow the joints to move more freely as intended without holding them too restricted in place. Massage also animates the lymphatic and circulatory systems, allowing the body to flush away toxic compounds from muscles (lactic acid) and rejuvenate the muscles tissue with fresh blood. Furthermore, vets have found that massage stimulates the production of endorphins, natural chemicals in the body that relieve pain and promote feelings of wellbeing. Massage can cause shifts in your pets energy flow. Blockages can cause a variety of physical problems just like we experience ourselves.
Massage also improves our wellbeing by lowering stress levels and blood pressure. Also, massage like daily grooming rituals of dogs and cats eases aches and pains. Often pets will present us with the part of their body that needs attention. A dog with arthritis will sometimes back into people or lean into us for a neck massage and cats do the same for areas that are hard to reach for them. Of course our pets appreciate the attention as well and can become quite demanding at times.
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Massage benefit
Improved Agility
Overall wellbeing of your dog will improve from less stress & anxiety to refreshed muscles function that will relieve tightness and improve range of function. Click more below to read professional accounts of the benefits of manages after surgery, for anxiety and pain relief, it is a relatively new field but in ze same matter than natural unprocessed foods are simply better for your pets than highly processed kibble, relaxing with a massage puts your dog into a zen space where they can feel safe and recover from whatever traumatic situation they migh5 have experienced.
In combination with dog owner training I provide the overall ability for your dog to become a relaxed happy puppy again, one that should not have to worry about anything because you will protect them and provide for them. Let them relax and be in a relaxed, calm mindset…but that often starts with us!

Dog owner
training
benefits…
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Customized, in person or via WhatsApp if you are further away…
Completely customized one-on-one approach between you me and your dog/s and/or maybe other family members of your ‘pack’
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Basic obedience
I follow Cesar Milan’s philosophy that you ideally should be in charge of your pack and your dog should be a family member and ideally in last hierarchy position after all humans…thus, you need to become the center of your dogs universe. Does your dog walk you?
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Paddle board or bike ‘run’ training
I live a very active lifestyle and I enjoy most everything with my dogs besides track driving ha ha, zere are boundaries. From hiking, paddle boarding to bike riding and swimming are great activities to enjoy with your dog.
Often a change in relationship towards your dog is needed. Zat’s where the dog owner training comes into play.
If you feel you are not quite ready for that I also offer alternatives like taking your dog with me on my paddleboard for example so they can enjoy such fun things as well.
I often paddle with my 2 dogs or even 3 dogs at ze time wiz me on ze paddleboard (pictures in ze gallery section of ze webpage).
I feel everybody should be able to enjoy a tranquil water experience wiz zeir pooches…one way or another.
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Dog tricks, issues resolution
Needless to say dog tricks are a fun way to bond with your dogs and zese are of course advanced techniques for zose zat have already created a great relationship wiz ze dog, ze dog knows it’s place in ze hierarchy and is willing to obey and make ze owner happy…zats all dogs want to do all ze time btw. to make us proud.
Very similar to what we tend to look at our dads for…ze approval but only very rarely if ever do we get zat…can you relate? Ready for a graduate degree zen dog tricks are for you and your blessed dog! Not all dogs have the aptitude for tricks btw. working breeds have a clear advantage…
Professional photography services
My photography is certainly not only focused on animals or pets but ranges far beyond from landscape, portraits to travel, automotive, motorsport photography to black and white fine art. I am an avid Porsche enthusiast and adrenaline ‘Junkie’, call me German ha ha…
Frank ze German, I’ll be BACK…hasta la vista baby!
Price list
Dog wellness
Massage
Dog wellness massage per dog ,
mobile massage service (buffer for drive time incl. in booking)
$60 per massage session;
ZeWoof dog owner
training, paddleboard ride along
All starts with a 30 min assessment to evaluate your dog and discuss/observe any challenges you might face
$60 per training session,
all sessions are private lessons.
Tele-consults: $30 per 20 min call/online session etc.
Ride along for your dog/s on my paddleboard, $40 per dog/session (you can join us on your paddleboard)
+$10 doggy life vest rental
photography
Let me inspire you! Pet photography has many facets and just going to ze.park can spark ideas and fun images of your pet or you with your pooch
Tbd, sample images in photography section of this webpage available for download etc.

Great dog owner training advise; my dog was mostly fine but my unintentional body language and behavior brought out the worst in my dog. Kaiser was always pulling and being aggressive towards other dogs, not people though and Frank’s approach to connecting with my dog and explaining the behavior and how to counteract made a huge difference in our daily walks. It’s work in progress as many things in life. Franks approach created a new perspective for me and how I behaved towards my dog that wasn’t as beneficial to him following me as the ‘pack leader’. He is a big shepherd and now much better behaved so I can take him places and stay calm, to have Kaiser copy that calm energy…thank you, highly recommend Frank to any dog owner…
Marc, German Shepherd ‘Kaiser’ 3 yrs
Additional references
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Twixie
13 yr old Aussie and cattle dog mix enjoyed the massage and paddleboard ride along

Nanook
120 lbs Alaskan Malamute was one of my favorite boy, and a bitter tougher to get to as he liked to talked back in his lovely voice, complaining ha ha…

Oscar
A Russian breed, very smart little fellow I had fun teaching to jump through tires in no time, a circus acrobat and with high velocity at that…
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Contact
Talk to ze HAND :) hasta la vista, baby!…
If you have any questions or wanted to ask questions, please feel free to get in touch.
You can also use this form to book an appointment
E-Mail: info@zewoof.com
Chandler, Arizona